A woman brought a very limp duck into the veterinary surgeon. As she lay her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird’s chest. After a moment or two the vet shook his head sadly and said, ‘I’m so sorry, your duck Cuddles has passed away.’ The distressed […]
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A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the road. He stopped and offered her a lift, which she accepted. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her habit to open and reveal a lovely leg. The priest had a good look and nearly had an accident. After controlling
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..CAN BE FATAL My friend’s mate was in trouble. He’d forgotten his wedding anniversary and his wife was really mad. She told him, ‘Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 k’s in four seconds flat. And it had better be there!’ The next morning, my
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Oil Change Instructions For Women 1. Pull up to Jiffy Lube when the mileage reaches 3000 miles since the last oil change. 2. Drink a cup of coffee. 3. 15 minutes later, write a cheque and leave with a properly maintained vehicle. Money spent: Oil Change:$20 Coffee:$4 Total: $24 Oil Change Instructions For Men 1.
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In the fun world of the administration of New Zealand Justice, not all the laughs are in the court room. Indeed, giggles and guffaws can erupt at almost any time or place. For example: On a bitterly cold winter’s day several weeks ago on the Desert Road a NZ Police Constable on patrol came across
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Previously I had owned a 1948 Dodge, upon which we had carried out a full body-off rebuild taking 3 years. However, she was a big heavy car to drive, so after selling her I wanted to buy something younger, preferably automatic and with power steering. I saw my Daimler advertised on Trade-me, and as it
Bryce Strong – My 1966 Mk 2 Daimler Read More »
The following articles are published here, compliments of Neil Kruse. Neil has provided and very thorough treatise on his trials and tribulations and final triumph with this task. In this series of articles the car entusiast or the SP250 restorer will find much that they can relate to in the world of cars and related
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