..CAN BE FATAL

My friend’s mate was in trouble. He’d forgotten his wedding anniversary and his wife was really mad. She told him, ‘Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 k’s in four seconds flat. And it had better be there!’

The next morning, my friend’s mate got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window, and sure enough, there was a small box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her pink chenille robe and ran out to the driveway and brought the box back inside the house. She opened it and found a brand new set of bathroom scales.

My friend’s mate’s funeral has been arranged for this Friday.

Courtesy of Balmacewen Lions Club Newsletter